Inkaba is a stillborn production that proves that there is life after death, even though it is not very pleasant.
This nasty low budget affair somehow manages to bring out the worst in everyone involved. Accomplished actors chew on scenery, whilst their inexperienced co-stars either bumble through the akward dialogue or have their expressions completely obscured by random shadows. The camera frequently seems oblivious to the unfolding scenes, as if the lone camera man is slipping into a coma or perhaps subtly trying to avoid drawing attention to the imminent collapse of the necrotic set. Worst of all - for a show that supposedly revolves around a fashion house - the outfits are so laughably cheap and absurd, they bring tears to the eyes.
A dreary and depressing melodrama, Inkaba is about as entertaining as overdosing on Disprin.
Inkaba flatlines on Mzansi Magic from Mondays to Thursdays at 20h30.
But why you probably should...
With a cheeky opening sequence, gorgeous soft lighting and an earthy pastel kitchen, Cooking with Siba oozes charm and sophistication. So too does the host, Sibahle Mtongana, who is the Food Editor for Drum Magazine - although she shines brighest when she is unscripted and her bubbly self. Each week she invites a celebrity guest into her kitchen and helps them to zoot up their favourite dishes, whilst dispensing some useful tips to the viewers along the way.
Apart from the occassional magical reveal, where pre-prepared dishes are whipped out of a cold oven, Siba's food looks authentic, home made and totally delicious.
A delight for all the senses, Cooking with Siba does sexy and sassy stylishly, without resorting to the food prostitution practised by her who we shall not mention.
Cooking with Siba sparkles on Mzansi Magic on Mondays at 19h30.
What Nigella has in store for us
See also Inkaba - Episode 1 Review
What Nigella has in store for us