Tuesday 10 January 2012

Why 2012 will be positively porntastic


What does television have in store for us in 2012? Porn, porn and more porn. Yes, there’s a new season of Vampire Diaries and Gossip Girl and the half Lost, half Avatar, half Jurassic Park and complete mess that is Terra Nova, but honestly who cares when we can have porn. And not the limp fumbling late night e.tv nonsense variety. Real porn. 


Top TV plans on rolling out a Playboy TV hardcore porn package by end January 2012.  But those evil people at ICASA are apparently trying to stop them. They would probably ban the internet if they could. We say stand up for your rights and order your dish right now.