The top 13 for season 11 has been announced, and it looks like a very promising season. Just a pity there are two rotten apples that are sure to sour the experience.
Is it a grasshopper?
Is it a skunk?
No, it's Mr. Skinny Jeans himself, Colton Dixon. Repulsive and contrived manorexic white trash, Colton revealed last night that he actually cuts his hair at home. Why are we not surprised? About as calculating as dumb can be, expect him to start spouting religion on stage very soon. He will clearly do anything for a vote.
We just want to know, how is it even possible to walk on legs that thin?
Is it a skunk?
No, it's Mr. Skinny Jeans himself, Colton Dixon. Repulsive and contrived manorexic white trash, Colton revealed last night that he actually cuts his hair at home. Why are we not surprised? About as calculating as dumb can be, expect him to start spouting religion on stage very soon. He will clearly do anything for a vote.
We just want to know, how is it even possible to walk on legs that thin?
DeAndre Brackensick. The name says it all.
Spinning that spiral perm like a Patricia Lewis wannabe, this bizarre offspring from the Milli Vanilli era's singing voice alternates between an incomprehensible mumble and a hideous conscious altering screeching falsetto. Whilst the public has clearly had enough of this androgynous abomination, the judges dragged him back into the competition as a wild card. Thank goodness for the mute button.
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