Saturday 14 April 2012

Missing - Episode 2



You could be forgiven for thinking that you are watching a movie - admittedly not a blockbuster, but certainly a decent Bourne Identity knock-off with lady bits. The first two episodes of Missing were filmed on location in Europe and the liberal usage of famous landmarks lends an authentic spy thriller air to the series.  

Riding the crest of what has bizarrely been dubbed "Puffy Face Gate", ratings should peak tonight when Puff Mommy continues her journey of maternal devastation through the French countryside looking for her son.

See Becca wield a keyboard and watch her body double scale a building.


Missing airs on M-Net on Saturdays at 20h00




Our take on "Puffy Face Gate"?  In response to rampant speculation by the media about her puffy face when promoting Missing in Canada, Ashley Judd ignited with moral indignation and wielded a keyboard in a more conventional manner, releasing an essay that is littered with pretentious nonsense such as -


...the hypersexualization of girls and women and subsequent degradation of our sexuality as we walk through the decades, and the general incessant objectification is what this conversation allegedly about my face is really about...


Seriously?  No, we don't think that is what it's really about.  We think that - regardless of which decade you are walking through - you should not go attention-whoring with a puffy face and then be surprised when you get the wrong kind of attention.